Why did I go on a mission to the Middle East? All for you BORIS JOHNSON. UNITED KINGDOM GOVERNMENT. I fill you in on the details I’m about to make allies and enemies in one mission. Yes, was doing a movie and writing a script: great cover story, perfect. You hurt both my daughters you never once said sorry or held yourselves accountable. I see the damage you did to my daughter I was there it was me picking up the pieces you did from the multiple rapes, to term in the priory it was me who supported her, me who was by her side. No one else came. Everyone gave up on her.
Now it’s your turn to find out who the real boss be. I made it to Armenia borders, needed visa got me man, 7 days now somewhere to sleep. Walks into a club where the Turkish mafia all present, I walk up to the boss we sat speaking for 10 minutes. I told them all about you; Why I am here They loved me so impressed with me. Gave me anything I wanted. Met many uncles, everyone’s called uncle. Secret chats, secret arrangements. Man on a mission.
Time to move through Iran and Armenia finally meet my destination, where I shall find myself some Russians. Got delayed, held prisoner for a while, had to take care of that bullshit fast like a pro. Finally slung out the car on a dirt path shit that was a bad move. No worries look what I see Russian Soldier base. Yum Lets party. BORIS JOHNSON. UNITED KINGDOM GOVERNMENT Remember me 😉
I approach say some jokes soldiers laugh and me I’m yeah keep laughing we see who has the last laugh. They take me to the Captain. Oops Captain wasn’t expecting me I gave it to him no holding back. Oops, I guess the firing squad for me I mean nobody knows I’m here cute! Ring Ring, shocking nobody checked slacking guys. Avon’s calling? Nope New Scotland Yard it’s for you whooo not for me heeee. That’s good boys wipe those smirks off your faces. Best you keep your mouths shut don’t tell them what I did or they will know what you were about to do. Tut tut.
Thanks for the ride, I be sure to send a postcard with BORIS JOHNSON. UNITED KINGDOM GOVERNMENT name on it sometime in the future. Relax addressed to VLADIMIR PUTIN, not you.
There you go BORIS JOHNSON. UNITED KINGDOM GOVERNMENT I did what you asked for. My way.
You hurt both my daughters you never once said sorry or held yourselves accountable. I see the damage you did to my daughter I was there it was me picking up the pieces you did from the multiple rapes, to term in the priory it was me who supported her, me who was by her side. No one else came. Everyone gave up on her.
Now it’s your turn to find out who the real boss be. Yes i repeated that in case you forgot why. No offence Putin Boris Johnson asked for it. CLEAN UP YOUR OWN MESS BORIS JOHNSON. UNITED KINGDOM GOVERNMENT. DON’T MESS WITH ME AGAIN. BE CAREFUL WHO’S CHILDREN YOU HURT NEXT.
This video bet your ass it was like that entirely.
I reach Heathrow Airport America Calling “Did you get the download” You bet your ass I did.
Allies for me, Enemies for you. Don’t mess with a father’s love for his daughters.
Who would have guessed it America wanted in on the action, well, you got KATY PERRY to thank for that one. I guess she’s not as smart as she makes out.
Yes, I hope VLADIMIR PUTIN kicks your asses into the next dimension you deserve it. Better start apologising that includes me and my daughter.